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Sunday, January 6th, 2008

dumbass awardFaking sick is soooo 2007:

GORHAM, Maine—Gorham High School students got a day off on Friday, but not because of an overnight snowstorm.

 

When employees arrived at the school at 6 a.m., they found snow piled 4 to 6 feet high in front of each of the 20 entrances. Somebody had also sprayed water into the door locks, freezing them shut in the subzero overnight temperatures.

Seems like getting up and going to school would have been a lot less effort. Way to go genius!


get in line ladies…

Sunday, June 17th, 2007

old indian manif you are a single gal holding out for the perfect man today is your day…

A 73-year-old Indian farmer who vowed not to marry before passing his high school exams has failed to get through for the 38th time.

Shiv Charan Yadav has been taking the exams — normally given to schoolchildren at the age of 15 — every year since 1969, without success.

“Once I pass I want to get married to a girl who’s under 30,” Yadav, who lives alone in Kohari village in the western desert state of Rajasthan, told Reuters.

He is now revising for his 39th attempt next year.

they never have quality studs like this on “the bachelor”. i guess all the good ones are taken, gay, or dumber than dog shit.