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Caught in the Act Part II

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

What’s worse than getting caught masturbating by your mother? Getting caught masturbating to Warcraft by your friends. Some sexual advice for our young pud yankers that you won’t find in the Dear Abby advice columns - the girl’s in games aren’t real dude!

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as if puberty wasn’t bad enough…

Wednesday, August 1st, 2007

this is a clip from a 1970’s educational filmstrip. parents - please don’t do this. ever. unless you want to raise a serial killer.

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