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i’ll cut you bitch

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

crazy bitchI like a good, heartwarming story. This one takes me back to my younger days growing up in sunny philadelphia. *sigh*

EAGLE, Colo. — An Eagle woman accused of chasing a group of Hispanic children with a sword faces a number of charges, including ethnic intimidation, after allegedly calling them “illegal spics,” according to police.

Amanda Jane Darling Harris, 21, allegedly chased the children, aged 9 to 15, with an 18-inch samurai sword because they were playing in a parking lot of the Villa apartments, according to a police report.

One boy said Harris grabbed him and held the sword to his throat, telling him he “needed to stop causing her problems.”

A girl told police that Harris chased and grabbed her and threatened to cut off her ponytail.

Harris chased the other five children through the parking lot, brandishing the sword, according to her arrest affidavit.

The children told police that Harris called them “little f****ing wetbacks” and told them to go back to their own country.

Arresting officers said Harris stated that she should have hurt one of the “illegals” if she knew she was going to go to jail over it.

the mugshot is amazing! ms. harris is such an inspiration. There truly isn’t enough crazy in the world. now if you’ll excuse me, springer is on.