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Sunday, January 6th, 2008The most amazing NJ transit ride ever featured this face painted drunk Eagles fan on his way to NYC, heading to Hooters post Eagles/Dolphins victory. (full transcript)
The most amazing NJ transit ride ever featured this face painted drunk Eagles fan on his way to NYC, heading to Hooters post Eagles/Dolphins victory. (full transcript)
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GORHAM, Maine—Gorham High School students got a day off on Friday, but not because of an overnight snowstorm.
When employees arrived at the school at 6 a.m., they found snow piled 4 to 6 feet high in front of each of the 20 entrances. Somebody had also sprayed water into the door locks, freezing them shut in the subzero overnight temperatures.
Seems like getting up and going to school would have been a lot less effort. Way to go genius!
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