my list of biggest idiots and least favorite people in 2006…

Mel Gibson – for his anti-semitic and sexist remarks towards authorities who had pulled him over for a DUI. imagine that - a drunk catholic who hates jews and belittles women. well, I never…



OJ Simpson – “if I did it, here’s how it happened.” he pens a book that basically admits his guilt for the deaths of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. he even filmed a documentary to promote the release of the book. both were cancelled due to public outcry. just how dumb is OJ?



Dick Cheney – for letting “friendly fire” loose on fellow quail hunter, 78-year-old Harry Whittington. hey, at least he shot a republican.


Kevin Federline – baby daddy/coattail rider/cheesy rap artist extraordinaire…everything this guy touches turns to rust. is it possible to be mediocre at everything in life? KFed proves this to be true.


Lindsay Lohan – for living a life of excess that will ultimately cause her demise. so young, so beautiful, and such a waste. this chick is a train wreck and i have unintentionally seen her cooter more times than i’ve seen my own. if you google image search “firecrotch”, her picture is the first to come up.



Pete Doherty – does anyone know this chump for more than his drug habits, rehab stints, his Libertines days, or sticking Kate Moss? his band Babyshambles isn’t half bad. unfortunately, he is yet another celebrity whose antics outshine his accomplishments.


Terrell Owens – a phenomenal athlete with a mouth that overshadows his talent. he acts like a whiny little shithead and believes he deserves more than what he is worth. let’s not forget his failed “suicide attempt” to gain sympathy from the public. i’m sure Drew Rosenhaus was the mastermind behind that super duper plan.


Chuck Norris – Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. too bad he has never cried. ever. this guy was all over the web last year and his last show was cancelled in 2001. Chuck Norris woke up one morning and decided to reclaim his fame. no one complained.

If you are wondering why George W. Bush and Paris Hilton are not on this list…well, I think that they are givens and it was time to give someone else a turn as biggest idiot of the year.