my list of biggest idiots and least favorite people in 2006…
Mel Gibson – for his anti-semitic and sexist remarks towards authorities who had pulled him over for a DUI. imagine that - a drunk catholic who hates jews and belittles women. well, I never…
OJ Simpson – “if I did it, here’s how it happened.” he pens a book that basically admits his guilt for the deaths of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. he even filmed a documentary to promote the release of the book. both were cancelled due to public outcry. just how dumb is OJ?
Dick Cheney – for letting “friendly fire” loose on fellow quail hunter, 78-year-old Harry Whittington. hey, at least he shot a republican.
Kevin Federline – baby daddy/coattail rider/cheesy rap artist extraordinaire…everything this guy touches turns to rust. is it possible to be mediocre at everything in life? KFed proves this to be true.
Lindsay Lohan – for living a life of excess that will ultimately cause her demise. so young, so beautiful, and such a waste. this chick is a train wreck and i have unintentionally seen her cooter more times than i’ve seen my own. if you google image search “firecrotch”, her picture is the first to come up.
Pete Doherty – does anyone know this chump for more than his drug habits, rehab stints, his Libertines days, or sticking Kate Moss? his band Babyshambles isn’t half bad. unfortunately, he is yet another celebrity whose antics outshine his accomplishments.
Terrell Owens – a phenomenal athlete with a mouth that overshadows his talent. he acts like a whiny little shithead and believes he deserves more than what he is worth. let’s not forget his failed “suicide attempt” to gain sympathy from the public. i’m sure Drew Rosenhaus was the mastermind behind that super duper plan.
Chuck Norris – Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. too bad he has never cried. ever. this guy was all over the web last year and his last show was cancelled in 2001. Chuck Norris woke up one morning and decided to reclaim his fame. no one complained.
If you are wondering why George W. Bush and Paris Hilton are not on this list…well, I think that they are givens and it was time to give someone else a turn as biggest idiot of the year.
i find this to be the most annoying commercial in existence right now (and believe me there is some stiff competition). i am forced to mute the television everytime it comes on because it is reminiscent of nails on a chalkboard. it seems that every year we are subjected to another hunk of shit gap advertisement that is played on a loop on every single station. they most always involve showtunes, horrendous dance moves, chinos, and jazz hands…
this video was found on youtube.com that replaces the shitty song in the commercial with an equally shitty song. however, i find this one to be somewhat tolerable…
note to gap – please stop force feeding us your 30 second broadway crap. oh, and claire danes can bite it as well.
after years of suffering for the sake of “looking good” and being bitched at left and right for avoiding “comfort” my time has come. it’s only a matter of time before we start seeing trendy metros and scenester brats rocking these stilettos (my guess is that jared leto from 30 seconds to mars will be the first). i revel in the glory of seeing these bastards get aching new-shoe blisters and falling flat on their faces in the name of fashion. hey boys, you might not be comfortable but you look FIERCE (in a i-can’t-wait-to-make-fun-of-you kinda way).
this is hilarious and simultaneously insane. if you have ever dealt with slumlords, bad roommates, or unruly neighbors you will empathize with this crazy. i can totally see myself going there. Reuters reports:
TOKYO (Reuters) - A Japanese man angry that a new apartment building put his house in the shade was arrested after shooting about a dozen bullets at it with a competition rifle. Police said the man apparently fired at the 11-storey building, which was completed last October, from a window on the third floor of his house, a distance of roughly 164 feet. “He felt the building management didn’t take a sincere attitude toward his complaints that the building was keeping sunlight from reaching his house,” a police spokesman in the western city of Kyoto said. Nobody was injured in the shootings but walls, railings and two lights on the apartment building were damaged.
“introducing the most sophisticated piece of technology you will ever pee on…”
does anyone else find the new ClearBlue Easy commercial completely inappropriate? i would imagine that the vast majority of women taking pregnancy tests are hoping for the minus sign (or maybe that’s just 20-something me). Apparently, unplanned pregnancies are HILARIOUS now. Take a look…
some fun and mindless entertainment to keep your work day going. please keep in mind that you probably don’t look like these people. in fact, you are probably quite busted in the facial region but there is nothing wrong with some mid-day ego boosting!
are crotch shots the new nipple slip?
britney, lindsay, paris…OH MY! do these “ladies” just not care anymore? what happened to the good old days of the accidental nipple slip? you can blame it on the alcohol or blame it on the drugs or blame it on the constant upskirt paparazzi stalking but god damn girl you didn’t put any drawers on before you left the house! please cover up and keep your legs shut. we don’t want to see your nasty flappers!
tyra tyra tyra!
i used to love tyra banks. she seemed like one of the few super-beauties in the world that was down to earth and had a good head on her shoulders. what the fuck happened? don’t get me wrong, i appreciate her defending herself over her slight weight gain. that is commendable and healthy for our society as a whole. however, someone brought up a good point to me the other day at brunch. she is now coming out against the industry that made her a wealthy superstar noting the growing number of eating disorders amongst young women. she actually did an episode of her talk show where she visited women in an eating disorder clinic to sit down with them and have a “heart-to-heart”. (if i were in a clinic suffering from a poor self-image and a desire not to eat; the last thing i would want is a supermodel talking to me about my issues.) she had the nerve to ask what she could do to help these women due to what i assume is incredible guilt that she faces within herself. hypocrite! i understand that people mature as they get older and their views and opinions change however, isn’t this the woman who is the mastermind behind america’s next top model?? we are supposed to believe that you feel some sense of guilt for the actions of these emotionally unstable young ladies yet you are an accomplice to adding more of it to our culture? It would be nice to see the day that personal beliefs outweigh the mighty buck. tsk tsk tyra banks…tsk tsk.
Kevin Federline – baby daddy/coattail rider/cheesy rap artist extraordinaire…everything this guy touches turns to rust. is it possible to be mediocre at everything in life? KFed proves this to be true.
Lindsay Lohan – for living a life of excess that will ultimately cause her demise. so young, so beautiful, and such a waste. this chick is a train wreck and i have unintentionally seen her cooter more times than i’ve seen my own. if you google image search “firecrotch”, her picture is the first to come up.
Terrell Owens – a phenomenal athlete with a mouth that overshadows his talent. he acts like a whiny little shithead and believes he deserves more than what he is worth. let’s not forget his failed “suicide attempt” to gain sympathy from the public. i’m sure Drew Rosenhaus was the mastermind behind that super duper plan.
Chuck Norris – Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. too bad he has never cried. ever. this guy was all over the web last year and his last show was cancelled in 2001. Chuck Norris woke up one morning and decided to reclaim his fame. no one complained.
