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Archive for April, 2007


the boob man

Friday, April 27th, 2007

fake boobsthis is so romantic:

Man robbed bank to buy fake breasts

An Austrian man has been jailed after robbing a bank to pay for a breast operation for his transvestite lover.

Car mechanic Robert Steinwirt, 29, was caught just hours after he handed over the £7,000 he had robbed from the bank in Grinzens, Austria, to a plastic surgeon.

The surgeon called police because he was suspicious that the mechanic wanted to pay him so much money in cash up front for the operation.

Steinwert has been sentenced to six years in prison.

And they say chivalry is dead…

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ladies and gentlemen…your elected leader!

Friday, April 27th, 2007

all the more reason to get off your lazy ass and vote!

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take me to your leader!

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

dominate womani know where i’m going on my next vacation. reuters reports:

BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese tourism authorities are seeking investment to build a novel concept attraction — the world’s first “women’s town,” where men get punished for disobedience, an official said Thursday.

The 2.3-square-km Longshuihu village in the Shuangqiao district of Chongqing municipality, also known as “women’s town,” was based on the local traditional concept of “women rule and men obey,” a tourism official told Reuters.

“Traditional women dominate and men have to be obedient in the areas of Sichuan province and Chongqing, and now we are using it as an idea to attract tourists and boost tourism,” the official, surname Li, said by telephone.

The tourism bureau planned to invest between 200 million yuan ($26 million) and 300 million yuan in infrastructure, roads and buildings, Li said.

“We welcome investors from overseas and nationwide to invest in our project,” he added.

The motto of the new town would be “women never make mistakes, and men can never refuse women’s requests,” Chinese media have reported.

When tour groups enter the town, female tourists would play the dominant role when shopping or choosing a place to stay, and a disobedient man would be punished by “kneeling on an uneven board” or washing dishes in restaurant, media reports said.

The project, begun in the end of 2005, was expected to take three to five years to finish.

all i have to say is: sign. me. up.


bollywood, kisses, and gerbils…

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

gerbil ass indian officials ordered the arrest of richard gere for planting a few innocent smooches on bollywood starlet shilpa shetty at an aids campaign event. they are reporting the act as extremely obscene and offensive not only to shetty but to the entire indian culture. gere is not currently in india but could face a fine and up to 3 months in jail if he visits the country again. wow, some people really need to lighten up. at least he didn’t try to shove a gerbil up her ass.


the prince of 420

Friday, April 20th, 2007

the price is wrong bitch…

i love being a part of the 420 culture.  i also love this guy and the clueless contestants on the panel…

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if this isn’t motivation to get to the gym…

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

big fat assif you noticed that your lady’s ass is a tad more fit than usual these days there could be something behind it. Men’s Health ran an article on a squat-type exercise for men. the ladies followed and got quite the surprise. several women wrote in post-article to claim that they received a special treat from the exercise…an orgasm! let me know if it works for any of you. if this rings true, then i’ll be looking forward to a hot summer with a sweet toned ass.


calling all internet radio fans!

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

i received this email from pandora.com today:

Hi, it’s Tim from Pandora,

I’m writing today to ask for your help. The survival of Pandora and all of Internet radio is in jeopardy because of a recent decision by the Copyright Royalty Board in Washington, DC to almost triple the licensing fees for Internet radio sites like Pandora. The new royalty rates are irrationally high, more than four times what satellite radio pays, and broadcast radio doesn’t pay these at all. Left unchanged, these new royalties will kill every Internet radio site, including Pandora.

In response to these new and unfair fees, we have formed the SaveNetRadio Coalition, a group that includes listeners, artists, labels and webcasters. I hope that you will consider joining us.

Please sign our petition urging your Congressional representative to act to save Internet radio here.

i listen to this station on a regular basis and learn about numerous bands that may never have a chance to get played on standard radio. you cannot illegally download music from this site. so, why must we be punished for not having the desire to listen to the bullshit music that is force fed to us over the airwaves? if you are an internet radio fan and support indie music as i do please go to this site and sign the petition. thanks, kelley.


feelin’ hoff hoff hoff…

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

to whomever created this video montage: i heart you. enjoy!

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shame on you robert smith… shame. on. you.

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

ashlee simpsonare you fucking kidding me??
how does a no-talent twit like ashlee simpson score these contributors (and by contributors I mean writers)? pitchfork media reports:

Plasticine-faced pop auteur and slept-on sibling Ashlee Simpson deserves a little credit; most prefab sprouts would’ve given up the ghost-vocals after an ill-timed late-night hoedown like hers. But Ash (or, more likely, Papa Joe) don’t take no mess, and she’s soldiered on, issuing the tough-as-nails I Am Me, taking a role in a London stage-production of Chicago, and, now, as EW.com reports, announcing a truly-bizarre but potentially cred-boosting list of contributors for her upcoming third album.

John Legend, Timbaland, the unfamous guy from the Neptunes, the dude from Keane that didn’t go to rehab, perpetual should’ve been Kenna: the only eyebrow Ashlee’s amassed agenda of collaborators raises is the absence of total whore Scott Storch (maybe Timmy shooed him off).

But when you add Robert Smith– yes, that Robert Smith, the one from the Cure/that poster in your bedroom from when you were 15– into the fray, you’ve tipped the scales of incredulousness. Is this an April Fool’s joke, Entertainment Weekly?!

man, Papa Joe must suck a mean dick…


contrary to popular belief: i do not have a penis

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

hermaphroditewe all know the girl who claims to be more masculine in thoughts and actions. we also all know the boy who is a touch too feminine. check out this brain sex profile quiz that determines if you are wired to think like a man or a woman. apparently, i am straight down the middle. does that mean that i think like a hermaphrodite?