i happened upon this little lady while searching the web. check out her humorous eroti-art. don’t ask why i was searching for these key terms.

Purple headed warrior - Penis.

Chocolate starfish - Anus.

Flicking the bean - Stimulating the clitoris.

Pink fluffy sausage wallet - Vagina.

Hairy pie - Female pubic region.

Beef curtains - Labia minora.

and all i got was this lousy bag of shit.

What do you get for trying to rob a poor defenseless person? A bunch of shit. No, literally.

A Chinese woman has told how robbers snatched a parcel of dog poo wrapped in newspaper out of her hand outside a bank.  After wrapping it, Chen left the bank, and was waiting to cross the street to throw the parcel into a rubbish bin when the robber struck.  “A motorcycle stopped swiftly before me, the man on the rear seat seized the package from me, and they sped away,” she said.

OWNED!

we love to hate on the beautiful people and here is the proof. this goes out to all the girls having a "fat" day.

Tags: models falling, models tripping, catwalk

i saw this crazy motherfucker on the beach one day and yes - those are his pink flip flops.

there really is a fetish for everyone…brrrt.

A special council ‘dog fouling squad’ described today how an undercover surveillance operation caught a serial offender - but it wasn’t a dog. It was a man.

Councillor Martyn Bolt, cabinet member for the environment, said: ‘An investigation confirmed the suspicions and concluded that the pile of excrement was not from a dog, but was of the human variety.

‘It subsequently became apparent that this was not an isolated occasion, but appeared to be a regular stopping-off point.

‘With the aid of a CCTV operation the culprit motorist was caught on camera with his trousers down - literally.

‘It would appear that the man concerned regularly travelled between Birkenshaw and Brighouse, and instead of finding a public toilet, pulled up at the side of the road to do his ‘business’ there and then.

i wonder if those pooper scooper companies have a “human excrement” division?

it’s GIGANTIC (his head…definitely not his penis).

if you are in the mood for a song that will get stuck in your head for weeks and drive you completely insane then check this out. i’m pretty sure that this guy takes himself seriously…

if you thoroughly enjoyed that clip then this remake should make you giggle too…

Tags: chocolate rain; tay zonday

use to be that i could count on a good clown scare from time to time. well, congratulations dickbag - you’ve ruined it for me!

Fredericksburg police have identified a 23-year-old Louisa County man as the “clown” who robbed the CVS pharmacy late May 20. Rickey Kiser is charged with robbery, city police spokeswoman Natatia Bledsoe said. He had not been apprehended as of last night. According to police, a man wearing face paint like a clown and fake hair got away with $6,000 worth of prescription drugs in the heist.

the moral of the story is - clowns aren’t scary. they are prescription drug addicted party animals! woo hoo!

Tags: clown robs store