what do you get when you cross two rednecks, a mannequin, and some budweiser shorts? a trip to county, that’s what.

Two men are charged with commercial burglary for stealing a mannequin and the Budweiser shorts it was wearing.

Hattiesburg police tracked down Jeremy Carothers and Josh Ashleyon on Friday.

Police say they broke a window at JMH Graphics and snatched the brown mannequin.

Police say they solved the crime when they went to Carothers’ home and noticed the mannequin, minus its head, inside a truck parked there.

A police spokesman said the mannequin’s clothing was found inside the home.

Carothers, a 22-year-old Hattiesburg man, and Ashley, a 24-year-old Wesson man, were both arrested and charged with commercial burglary.

it was reported that the boys were seen earlier watching “mannequin” back at the ol’ trailer park.

just look at those rippling muscles and orange skin…mmm.  a girl can’t help but get horned up over a man in a speedo!

The story is simple…man annoys woman, woman sets fire to his penis??

A Russian man is recovering after his ex-wife set fire to his penis.

The woman is reported to have lost her her temper as he sat watching TV - naked and sipping vodka.

It is not clear if the man will make a full recovery, reports Sky News.

The attack was apparently the climax of three years of enforced co-habitation in Moscow.

The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat. This is not uncommon in Russia where property costs are very high.

“It was monstrously painful,” the injured man told reporters. “I was burning like a torch. I don’t know what I did to deserve this.”

All he has to say is “that it was painful”?? How about f*ck that motherf*cking c*nt rag…

for those of you who are old enough to remember, carvel used to have a popular ice cream cake called the "cookie puss".  Not only is the name ridiculous but the commercials were too.  check out their special edition st. patty’s day cake - cookie o’puss…

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