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Archive for January, 2008


Fat Fingers and Small Cell Phones

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

The most amazing NJ transit ride ever featured this face painted drunk Eagles fan on his way to NYC, heading to Hooters post Eagles/Dolphins victory. (full transcript)


How to Play Hooky in 2008

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

dumbass awardFaking sick is soooo 2007:

GORHAM, Maine—Gorham High School students got a day off on Friday, but not because of an overnight snowstorm.

 

When employees arrived at the school at 6 a.m., they found snow piled 4 to 6 feet high in front of each of the 20 entrances. Somebody had also sprayed water into the door locks, freezing them shut in the subzero overnight temperatures.

Seems like getting up and going to school would have been a lot less effort. Way to go genius!


Sexy Beast of the Day - 01/06/08

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

Hello Kitty is right! Close those legs you naughty gir…uh…guy?

crotch shot


Shun the Non-Believers

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

If you don’t “get” this video then you are obviously a sane or sober human being.