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Sunday, August 17th, 2008

Constantly going out and trying to score at “the club” to no avail? Do you look in the mirror and wonder “what is wrong with this beautiful orange face and perfectly gelled hair?” Please submit your photos and stats to Douchewatcher.com to find out if you are indeed a douchebag. They will scientifically examine your information and advise you on your level of douchebagery. But like our good friends over at Douchewatcher would say “If you have to ask, then you probably are…” Here are a couple of my favorite douchebags from their site:

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