Like Jesus, I also hate the Yankees. However, there are no words to describe my love for Jason Giambi’s mini Giambi that is growing on his upper lip. Some career options for him shall he and his fuzz leave baseball:

1. 80’s retrobush (I bet he has one) Porn Star

2. Backup singer for Hall and Oates

3. Intern at the American Mustache Institute

4. State Trooper in New Jersey

5. Burt Reynolds impersonator

6. Tango dancer at the Blue Oyster Bar

Tags: 80's mustache, american mustache institute, blue oyster bar, burt reynolds, hall and oates, i hate the yankees, jason giambi mustache, retrobush, state trooper, tango dancer

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