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Sexy Beast of the Day - “Euro Beach Bunny Trash”

Sunday, July 20th, 2008

Mr. Scary European Speedo Man… how I hate myself for loving you. This guy could probably offer some stellar makeup advice on how to strategically apply shimmery bronzer. I can’t decide if he looks more like Giorgio Armani or a Louis Vuitton handbag but I bet he’s wearing a nut bra for those saggy leather-skin balls!

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